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videohall:

Goat gives it all it’s got

(via mymompickedthisurl)

plannedparenthood:

For real - talking to anyone you might have sex with about protecting yourselves from STDs and unplanned pregnancy is one of the most important things you can do to protect your sexual health.

(Source: badwolfoswin)

kingcheddarxvii:

I queued this in December I’ve been waiting six months

(Source: tropius, via rockbeatsscissorspussy)

mid2000snatalieportman:

lvysaur:

with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us

yeah they’re called the staff

(Source: nxte, via zarggg)

haleycue:

porcelain-horse-horselain:

titsandtwosugars:

I’m never taking it off

I NEED THIS SHIRT

omggg

haleycue:

porcelain-horse-horselain:

titsandtwosugars:

I’m never taking it off

I NEED THIS SHIRT

omggg

(via aspoonfulofinsanity)

akifhakannewworks:

Hong Kong Garden© 2012 Akif Hakan CelebiOsaka, Japan

akifhakannewworks:

Hong Kong Garden
© 2012 Akif Hakan Celebi
Osaka, Japan

littlespacecase:

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

I once had a friend who wouldn’t accept a doughnut from me because it wasn’t healthy, and then shortly railed some ketamine.

Me: “You just railed ketmine!”
Friend: “Ketamine doesn’t make you fat.”


(Source: biforce)

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

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