with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us
yeah they’re called the staff
my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you
I once had a friend who wouldn’t accept a doughnut from me because it wasn’t healthy, and then shortly railed some ketamine.
Me: “You just railed ketmine!”
Friend: “Ketamine doesn’t make you fat.”
If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made
my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them